I thought I'd share the reason that conservatives like me enjoy destroying the environment and doing thinks like burning tires and driving old sports cars.
It's because we do indeed want the environment destroyed. We figure since most health nut liberals enjoy eating tofu and bean sprouts, they won't be as strong when hard times come. They will die first.
Then Halliburton will turn on it's massive machine that will clean the air and we will have a safe, happy, liberal-free world.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
