According to Chris Rock, gays watch The Oscars.
I don't watch the Oscars, so therefore I must not be gay.
I used to watch the Oscars every year while in college. But that was because it was at my roomate's girlfriend's apartment. And a lot of chicks were there.
I would go to a Kenny G concert if I thought I might meet a lovely lady.
But I'm married now, and don't need to impress my wife, who doesn't like the Oscars anyways, so If I would have tried to meet here I wouldn't have met her at an Oscar party anyways.
