Fat Michael Moore, like the rest of us, is a mere mortal. Despite the seemingly supernatural eating powers, he will die like the rest of us. And I was asked to respond on how he may die.
Every superhero or villain has a weakness. Superman had kryptonite, Bruce Willis' character in Unbreakable was weakened by water. Michael Moore's weakness, believe it or not, is the ordinary bottle of mustard.
For as many bratwursts and franks as this fatso eats, he must eat them sans condiments. Enough mustard, and Moore will perish. During his first run in with mustard, it wasn't pretty. Since he is a liberal, he doesn't believe in paying for food, so before last year's Oscar celebration dinner he broke into the kitchen. Not being able to read, having been schooled in the Michigan public school system he was unaware that the jar he was about to break open contained the yellow poison.
But sooner or later, hunger for the tangy condiment will take over, and he will consume much to much for him, and he will leave the plane of Earth, and join the choir invisible |  Photo courtesy of Fark.com |
ROFL! That's priceless!
Posted by: Lynn at July 14, 2004 01:11 PMAwesome!!!!
Posted by: Susie at July 15, 2004 02:00 AMMwah hahahahaha!
The electrical cords are, I assume, backup?
Posted by: Miss O'Hara at July 16, 2004 12:13 PMFunny!
Posted by: Ben at August 3, 2004 06:26 PM
