I usually don't mind driving highways during regular times. In my work I am on either the turnpike or various interstate highways about 2 or 3 days a week. What really gives me the red ass is during holidays when people who regularly only drive their Oldsmobile to bingo are out there going 55 in the passing lane.
They say speed kills? I say bullshit. What kills you is stopping too quickly.
What I want to do when I get rich is to buy a huge Humvee and install a retracable ramming spike, so when asshole drivers are being stupid, I can just ram them with the spike and make them go faster.
Posted by psugrad98 at April 12, 2004 08:18 AMSure speed doesn't kill. Likewise, falling off a cliff won't kill you, but the landing can be tricky.
Now the retractable spike bit is a little suspect. Reminds me of a quote:
"If a man drives slower than me, he's an idiot: if he drives faster than me, he's a maniac!"
No one drives faster than I do. They are all idiots
