From the AP:
Mars rover Opportunity has found evidence that the Red Planet was once wet enough for life to exist there, but the robot has not found any direct traces of living organisms, NASA (news - web sites) scientists announced Tuesday.
The question is where did the water go? I have three theories.
1. Michael Moore decided to take a bath. Enormous amount of water needed to cover his large body depleted Mars water supply.
2. Ted Kennedy likes his whiskey "on the rocks"; massive amount of water needed for ice depleted water supply.
3. Glenn Renyolds needed water to blend puppies and drown hobos.
