I've always wondered what happens in the day of an average Democratic Underground reader and poster. Thanks to spies behind enemy lines, I've discovered what an average day is like for them.
Itinerary for Average DU operative
10:00 : Wake up. First thought is how much you hate George Bush.
10:15 : Go downstairs to see what mom left in the fridge for breakfast.
10:25 : Ironly lost on fact that she prepared fluffy golden waffles for breakfast. Realize that because of George Bush there are many Iraqi children who will never eat waffles again because he murdered them.
10:30 : Think of funny new nickname for George Bush.
11:00 : Listen to "All Things Considered". Enjoy segment on Haliburton's raping of Iraq.
12:30 : Go outside to get your copy of the New York Times. Very excited becasue Paul Krugman is back from vacation. Think that thanks to Bush and his Nazi friends many homosexuals will be murdurerd instead of married.
1:00 : Tune into Democracy Nowprogam on the Free Speech Network. If the Fairness Doctorine was instated it would be on all radio instead of that Fascist Sean Hannity.
1:30 : Eat some Vegetarian Hummus stuff
2:00 : Take a nap. Must keep up energy for all night Bush-Hate-A-Thon on DU
6:00 Mom wakes you up and asks you to bring your laundry down to the laundry room.
6:30 : Watch the CBS Evening News. Tivo Peter Jennings for the conservative angle. Must be fair!!
7:00 : Login to Fark to look at boobies and post an article about how 3 millions jobs were lost under George Bush.
8:00 : Login to DU and join interesting discussion about how there are so many Zionists in the Bush administration.
9:00 : Have someone banned from the DU for brining up that Bush does have a pro African-American stand by having Rice and Powell as high level cronies.
Blasphemy!! Martin Luther King would be rolling in his grave!!
9:30 : Mom checks on you and brings you cookies.
10:00 Watch a special encore of Real Time with Bill Mahr because Michael Moore is on it. He really laid into that Nazi Ann Coulter.
11:00 : Switch Faux News on briefly to see what that Fascist Bill O'Reilly is doing. He is such a dumb Catholic.
12:00 : Join discussion on how closed minded conservatives are especially those freepers. Their discussion boards are so one-sided.
2:00 Log off your computer and finish reading last month's edition of "The Nation."
4:20 : Go To Bed.
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