January 15, 2004

Your Portal for Democracy

For the person who wants to be totally informed when it comes to the upcoming Presidential election, I urge you to visit Politics 1. It has information on almost everybody running for President from the Republicans and Democrats to the various crazy "Third Party Candidates". Here is an example of a crazy.



Jack and his 'companion' in homemade uniforms
This is Jack Grimes

He is running for President as a Fascist. He is the leader of the United Fascist Union.

Jack Grimes -- who previously ran for President as a write-in candidate in 2000 -- bills himself as the "Leader and Director of the United Fascist Union." As for his use of the word "Fascist," Grimes explains he wants to restore a New World Order based upon the governmental style of Imperial Rome "to institute a military dictatorship form of government over the Earth." Grimes believes that "the psychic is the next great step in the evolution of humankind on this planet."

Weird huh?

Posted by psugrad98 at January 15, 2004 11:20 AM
Comments

Between his hair and her eyebrows, those are some scary fashion choices. And as we know, grooming is the cornerstone of good leadership.
Or something to that effect.
You're right.... weird deluxe.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 15, 2004 08:13 PM

et tu Bozo?

Posted by: Ted at January 16, 2004 08:22 AM

Any relation to Frank Grimes, the man who hated Homer Simpson?

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F19

Posted by: Harvey at January 17, 2004 12:38 AM

No, can't say I am. Homer didn't hate him, he hated Homer. I remember that episode. I know my hair kind of sucks, but what's wrong with my eyebrows? I try to pluck them regularly. 0h well, at least nobody said I look like I have a thumbtack up my ass, like they did on another site that was spoofing the U.F.U. Dough!!!!I'll tell Deputy Director Parker you put her picture up, that should make her day okaly-dokaly. Cheerie Bye. VOTE FASCIST 2004!!!!! http://www.ufu.gq.nu/ UNITED FASCIST UNION: POB 2209; Elkton, MD 21922-2209 (410) 398-4489

Posted by: Mr. J. Grimes at January 22, 2004 05:25 PM

When Homer says dough, should it be spelled like "dough" as in pizzia dough and doughnuts or, "doe" as the musical note or the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult DOE?

Posted by: Mr. J. Grimes at February 4, 2004 01:43 PM

Actually Mr. G. was on the ballot in 45 states and the U.F.U placed 6th in the 2000 race. Heil Grimes! Vote Fascist 2004!

Posted by: Heather Goldsmith at February 6, 2004 02:53 PM

No acctually he didnt, John Halegin of the Natural Law Party placed 6th for real i beleive, and he was on the ballot in any states (according to CNN)

Posted by: Kurt Canning at June 18, 2004 09:34 AM

Hello! I'm Kurt Canning...I intend to run for president in 2012...though im going to try and get ballot status in as many states as possible and a Endorsment of some nature i can't see it happening. I'm generally a Liberal with Centrist tendencies..if you have any questions on my plaform feel free to AIM me at InserTName013 or E-mail at hybridmonkey99@yahoo.com

PS: Yes jack you do look like you have a thumb tack stuck in your ass

Posted by: Kurt Canning at July 16, 2004 02:57 PM

Grimes is not going anywhere, but ideas similar to his may stilll ultimately prevail, albeit under far more rational and capable leadership. Recently some scholars have expressed doubts about the durability of American democracy, and with good reason. Mounting budget deficits, heightened dependence on foreign oil etc auger future economic calamities which will severely strain the democracy which could never effectively address the problems. American history may ultimately parallel Roman history; Our long tradition of self governance may collapse at the very time our power relative to the rest of the world peaks, resulting in Global Caesarism. See http://wholism.8m.com

Posted by: Tim Donovan at October 2, 2004 08:03 AM

Yes, Mr. Grimes was on the ballot in 45 states of the Union, I know for a fact that Pennsylvania was one of them, as I voted for him myself. This time we believe he will be on the ballot in at least 40 states, we're using the ACLU to dispute others, like Iniana and Virginia, who have denied us ballot status at this time.

A reporter from the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader newspaper, named Steve Corbett, was the first person that I know of to write in his column that Jackson Grimes placed 6th in the 2000 race. This is true, I've saw the column myself, I know it's true.

Mr. Grimes took the centerfold in the November issue of "FHM Magazine", we just picked up a copy today at Rite Aid. I don't know about you but, I'd rather look at him and these other candidates any day than a naked lady any day.

We also have two short films on the Internet Archive, one is called "Modern Times: As Centuries Pass" from the 2000 election, and our more recent work "Phoenix: Up From The Ashes", from the pending election. Check it out at www.archive.org

VOTE FASCIST 2004!
ELECT JACK GRIMES U.S. PRESIDENT 04'

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