Whilest I'm on a holiday bashing binge, I think I'll list some things that I hate about Christmas.
5. HalloweenMas: It never fails to happen. Some retailer obviously follows an outdated middle ages calandar, and belives that Christmas begins in October. It's almost as bad as back to school stuff appearing around July 4th.
4. Commercials for Diamonds: There is the annoying "Every Kiss Begins with Kay" jingle. And the one with Santa buying a ring for "someone special". Doesn't he have Elves to mine for diamonds?
I also hate those Jared ads. "He got it at Jared's!" Fuck you.
3. Those really old recycled commercials: Two come to mind. The old one with people singing solftly and the Budweiser horses pulling the beer wagon in the snow. In up to date 1960s technicolor.
There is also the Pennsylvania lottery commerical where appearently people are thrilled to receive scratch offs as gifts.
2. The Christmas Shoes: I hope the people who wrote this piece of crap song are kidnapped and have their ears cut off like in the movie Reservoir Dogs. It is a crappy poorly written song, written by a nobody Christian rock band to purposely make you cry. I hope the burn in hell for inflicting that song on us.
1. The Ove Glove: More specificially, I have not received on yet!!
Posted by psugrad98 at December 28, 2006 11:05 AM | TrackBackI tried replying to this when I first read it a few days ago. That is so spot on it scared me. I enjoyed reading it.
Posted by: Wickwire at January 12, 2007 04:26 PM
