September 22, 2005

Pork Fat Rules

So I am having trouble with stones in my gall bladder. It hurts like a mother fucker when I eat something fatty late at night. Usualy as long as I don't eat anything too greasy during the day it's ok, but even a few peanuts or glass of milk after around 8 will keep me up for 6 hours with tremendous pain.

So what does my wife do? She orders chicken wings and eats them. Lucky for my lack of will power I was at the bar attempting to play darts. But she saved them for me. Thank you. I want to be up till all hours of the night. Better yet, I want the stones to pass so I need open surgery to remove them instead of the simple laproscopic.

Posted by psugrad98 at September 22, 2005 08:52 AM | TrackBack
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A co-worker talked about his stones and said the pain was unbearable. I can't imagine. Heal quickly and get back to the chicken wings.

Posted by: Wickwire at September 22, 2005 12:55 PM

I have suffered from stones before. Pain beyond pain. You're sweating like mad yet shivering. Can't stand nor sit. Mine finally broke in half. The nurses, God love them, showed me what a stone looked like. Seems small but coming out of THERE????? LOL. It actually looks like a cross between a walnut and a briar. The nurses told me (once again God bless them) now you know how women feel giving birth. No wonder God choose women to give birth cause NO men would. LOL. My sympathies to you.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 22, 2005 05:12 PM

Shouldn't there be something prescribed for pain that harsh? Women giving birth have an option of epidurals. There should be a stonedural.

Posted by: Wickwire at September 23, 2005 05:52 PM

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