Dear Apple Store:
Please don't make me get an Apple Store loan in 2003, just to cut all ties to MBNA, thereby making my Zero Balance and large credit line just another line item on my credit report. Please don't tell me that I need to get a new Apple Credit line by applying over the phone for a no-name Juniper Bank (known for poor customer service) when that before mentioned MBNA Apple Credit Line is still good and open only because you don't take it anymore. I have outstanding credit, and am listed in by FICO as Very Low Risk, but I don't think I should have to change accounts just to suit your corporate whim.
Sincerely,
The one who was going to upgrade to Tiger and replace my stolen iPod, but now isn't and is now sorry he suggested that his brother recenttly spend $2,000 at your Apple Store by switching from a PC to a Mac.