Bush's Vacation Schedule

Or at least how a liberal would describe it

6:00 AM: Wakeup.

6:30 AM: Breakfast

7:00 AM: Exercise. Government says I am fat.

7:30 AM: Meet with members of Pentaburate (The queen, the vatican, The Saudi Royal Family, and Bill Gates). Discuss ways to control the world and keep the poor down.

8:30 AM: Meet with Don Rumsfeld to discuss new ways to utilize Patriot Act to take civil liberties away from citizens.

"Who should I disenfranchise next?"

9:15 AM: Cut down some trees on property. They are producing too much oxygen. 11:00 AM: Lunch of baby seals and spotted owl soup. 12:00 PM: Listen to Rush Limbaugh for talking points. 3:00 PM: Take a nap. Thinking is hard!! 4:20 PM: Meet with oil buddies. 5:00 PM: Place a crank call to Ted Kenndy pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne. 5:30 PM: Watch "Blues Clues" 6:00 PM: Burn some tires and dispose of chemicals into creek.

7:00 PM: Plan more tax cuts for the rich.

8:00 PM: Take a bath. Don't forget rubber ducky!!

9:00 PM: Bedtime!!

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