I was taking some cans to be recycled when I ran into Glenn Reynolds. He was filling up his SUV with old tires. I asked him the the tires were for he said they were fuel for his weather machine.
He explained that his weather machine served two purposes. First it was a machine that controlled the weather. In that regard he planned to dump vast amounts of snow on the Midwest. He said since Red State America is Jesus Land, he wants to deny them the ability to get to Bible study, and thus deprive them of the hate venom that comes from the Bible.
The second purpose of the weather machine is to affect the weather in as an environmentally damaging way as possible. He says the burning of tires and oakd planks from old growth forests is the only way to power the massive structure.
He said after changing the weather, he even has enough electricty to energize his new blender. I've got to tell the folks at The Alliance about this.
Posted by psugrad98 at January 27, 2005 08:55 AM
