June 03, 2004

Let them eat pork

Frank has a good idea on how to play the same game as the terrorists.

What we need to do is get some of these terrorists and then not let a word out what happened to them. Then, one day Al-Jazeera will get a video on it with one of the theorists reading a written a statement saying, "The American have treated me well until now, when they are blowing me up." Then he'll be like, "Wait a sec! Is this ri..."

BOOM!

Then pigs run on screen and eat the remains.

I would then add, that we should make the other prisoners eat the pig. From what I know they don't like to eat pork, and eating the pork from a pig which ate their friend would suck for them.

Or better yet, we can drop them off somewhere in Appalacia. Have them go on a river voyage down a river before the whole area floods because they are making a dam downstream. This after they stop off and play banjo with a little bald kid, if you get my drift.
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Posted by psugrad98 at June 3, 2004 09:20 AM
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