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Telly monster came out of my closet last night. Apparently he got a job in Monstropolus at the place that makes electricity. He is the newest scarer/comdeian.
Trouble is Telly is not really scary or funny. Imagine trying to be scared by Woody Allen. He came out of the closet, tripped over my clothes basket and asked for some tums. He had some acid reflux or something. He told me how his aunt had a boil lanced. Whatever. I agree with Don. Fucking Muppets |
