Well it's holiday time

Well, it's holiday time again. I can't say Christmas, because in the event that the UN gets control of the Internet like that plan I will have to be ready for a multi-cultural, sensitve internet.

So taking a cue from Glenn Beck, I will call the upcoming holiday RamaHanaKwanzmas.

Get this, from today's Toungtied section of Fox News

The Central Michigan University affirmative action office’s attempts to ban Santa Claus backfired after noel-lovers stood up for their rights, reports the Saginaw News.

The office posted a "Christmas Warning" on its online calendar warning against displays of Christmas cheer. The advisory, entitled, "How to celebrate Christmas without offense" said it "is inappropriate to decorate things with Santa Claus or reindeer or other 'Christmas' decorations."

This is my favorite part:

"Good ideas for decorations during this time are snowflakes, snowpeople, poinsettias to give a feeling of winter," the notice said. Other cultural or religious holidays in December such as Hanukkah or Kwanzaa did not have similar warnings attached, the paper said.

First off, what the hell is "snowpeople"? I always thought it was snowMAN!! Talk about political correctness!! And of course Kwanza would not have anything attached. It's not a real holiday. It's made up, in case you didn't know.
I'm glad they didn't have anything attached to Hannukkah, its a beautiful holiday and should be celebrated, just as Christmas should be celebrated.

There, I said my points.

Posted by psugrad98 at December 22, 2003 08:59 AM