I just came back from my second trip the great Cabelas superstore of Northeast PA where I met Glenn Reynolds.
He was buying an animal leg trap. He told me that his neighbor's dog had recently birthed some puppies, and he wished to catch them in the traps for his puppy meatballs he was making.
See, he was going to make puppy meatballs out of the puppies and then take them over to that neighbor's halloween party.
He told me that the secret to making good puppy meatballs was not to use a blender, which mashed up the puppy meat too much, but to use a food processor and use about 10 short bursts of the processor (he learned this watching Alton Brown).
When he posts the puppy meatball recipe to his web-site, I will be sure to post it here.
